Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Holy Grails Found: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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