DetentionCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Enchantments Applied:	247

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	4937	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Potions Brewed:	109	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Zombie Dances:	1

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2185	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Mines Excavated:	2843
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1511	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
New Chunks Explored:	281335	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mines Excavated:	4542
Villages Defended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Void Armor Forged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Emeralds Found:	5177	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	5227	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Towns Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6233	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Villages Defended:	9	Magic Items Found:	4119
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	284	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Players:	106/800	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9