Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 853 | Enchantments Applied: | 53 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us on our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly herd of dancing llamas who will guide you through our majestic pixelated land. Our spawn point is a giant Taj Mahal made entirely out of diamond blocks, because why not?
But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when you defeat them in battle. And if you manage to find the hidden temple of the mystical curry gods, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of stampeding elephants to ride into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for the creepers wearing turbans – they’re known to explode in a shower of glitter and rainbows!
