DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

Army, army corps, authoritarian regime, border control, consequences, Crisis, Defection, DesertCraft, Desertions, discipline, Kim Jong-un, lolz, loyalty, Military, military readiness, north korean, political instability, Retribution, SECURITY, soldiers, Surge, Surveillance, urgent inspection

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchantments Applied:	91

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3358	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	5564	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.