DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

Aspie, aspies, DerpyCraft, Farewell, farewell blessings, farewell message, farewell party, farewell quotes, farewell speech, farewell wishes, finally gone, good riddance, Goodbye, Grateful, Long, moving on, new beginning, peace at last, Relieved, relieved to see them go, retard, retards, Thank Christ, thankful, unite

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	243
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Villages Defended:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Villages Defended:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2256	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	130
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Gems Collected:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Villages Defended:	20

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchantments Applied:	267	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mines Excavated:	2481
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!