DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Animals Bred:	156

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockPartyFamDrama

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Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Towns Built:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

8billionluckyblocks

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Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyKremlinJailbreak

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come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Block the Bite Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Farms Harvested:	811
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	879601
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Challenge SMP Server
Features	World is just caves, but all biomes spawn Races with different perks No PvP within the same race Protections with /claim command Crossplay support (PC Java, PC Bedrock, mobile)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the playtest?	Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
What will I receive for participating in the playtest?	Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends?	Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest?	Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Anime Son Minecraft Server

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Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dimension Hops:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Items Found:	2511	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ResellRuinMinecraft

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Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8029
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

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Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyComfortsTV

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyWarZones

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so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	146	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

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Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3645	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Towns Built:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.