DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

Aspie, aspies, DerpyCraft, Farewell, farewell blessings, farewell message, farewell party, farewell quotes, farewell speech, farewell wishes, finally gone, good riddance, Goodbye, Grateful, Long, moving on, new beginning, peace at last, Relieved, relieved to see them go, retard, retards, Thank Christ, thankful, unite

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Enchantments Applied:	249	Dimension Hops:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

EnigmaCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, artistic integrity, Censorship, Community Backlash, content regulation, controversy, creative control, cultural impact, Developer perspective, EnigmaCraft, ethical concerns, game developers, gaming industry, industry standards, industry trends, lewd mods, player expectations, player experience, player feedback, sexual content, video games

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered why game developers hate lewd mods? Like, seriously, they’re missing out on all the fun! But guess what, on this Minecraft server, we embrace the lewdness to the max! Join us if you want to see Steve and Alex in some scandalous outfits, trust me, it’s a whole new level of blocky hotness. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the mobs get down and dirty, it’s like a pixelated party that you don’t want to miss. So come on, join us and let’s show those game developers what they’re missing out on!

Trash Playboy SMP 2024 Part 2

2024.., Bracket, host, Male, nominations, part, playboy, previous, Qualifiers, QUARTERFINALS, Results, Round 1, round 2, Round 3, Round 4, smp, Timer, Tournament, Trash, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6756	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

DadCraftBabysitBash

birthday celebration, birthday compromise, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday plans, DadCraftBabysitBash, exhausted parent, family illness, family responsibilities, feeling miserable, lack of sleep, ordering take out, parenting struggles, sick dad, sick day, sick family, sick kids, sick mom, sick on birthday, taking care of kids

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	3904	Star Shards Collected:	176
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of being sick on your husband’s birthday! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!

Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!

CraftingLifeLessons

CraftingLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, life advice, life changing, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, life transformation, life-changing experiences, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3373
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Potions Brewed:	47

Have you ever learned a life-changing lesson too late, like not realizing that creepers explode when you get too close in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer a crash course in creeper evasion techniques! Join us and learn how to outsmart those sneaky green baddies before they blow up your precious creations. Trust us, it’s a lesson you won’t want to learn the hard way again! So come join us for some explosive fun and epic adventures.

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

YEAH WE BLACK PEOPLE Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black people, civil rights, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, heritage, History, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority, people, Race, resilience, smp, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, yeah

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of black people decided to create the most epic Minecraft server ever. And let me tell you, it was LIT! We’re talking diamond armor for days, nether fortresses conquered in record time, and creeper explosions that would make even the most seasoned player say “dang, that’s impressive.” So why should you join? Because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we slay Minecraft. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show the world what we black people can do in this blocky world!

OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP

2025, billionaires, Business, China, Corruption, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, influence, investigations, Minecraft, OligarchDoom2025, oligarchs, Politics, power, Risk, russia, sanctions, smp, united states, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.

And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelFateCraft

butterfly effect, consequential choices, Decision making, impactful choices, impactful decisions, life altering decisions, life changing, life-altering, life-changing choices, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, pivotal decision, pivotal moments, PixelFateCraft, significant choices, small choices big impact, small choices matter, small decision, transformative choices, transformative decisions, turning point

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	676	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player decided to build a tiny dirt hut as a joke, but it ended up becoming the most epic castle in all the land. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and it led to an all-out war between the players and the feathered foes. Who knows what crazy choices you’ll make on our server that will lead to unforgettable adventures and hilarious mishaps! So come join us and see where your decisions will take you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Void Armor Forged:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	677862	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Animals Bred:	51	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!