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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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