DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	173	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

Announce trailer, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, general, General link compilation, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mistletoe Edition, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Emeralds Found:	6203	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ores Mined:	5606
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
New Chunks Explored:	21266	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9491	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	902
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!