DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Items Found:	8734
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

England Thank You Minecraft Server

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Thank You! 🇬🇧

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more tea and crumpets than you can shake a stick at, and our players are as polite as can be (except when they’re stealing your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who’s been terrorizing our virtual land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. Or team up with your fellow players to build the most magnificent castle the world has ever seen – complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who’s been known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. So keep your wits about you and your pickaxe at the ready!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to shout “Thank You” whenever someone mentions England – it’s the law around here! 🎩🎮🇬🇧

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Farms Harvested:	477	Magic Items Found:	4422

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

4 Months Until Anime Comes Out Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting for that new anime to come out with only one measly trailer to hold you over? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have more trailers than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’ve got so many trailers, you’ll feel like you’re living in a movie theater!

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll be treated to exclusive behind-the-scenes footage of Sakamoto Days that you won’t find anywhere else. We’ve got the inside scoop on all the drama, action, and romance that’s going down in this epic anime.

So why wait for that anime to finally premiere when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience the excitement right now? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	8319

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RegretCraft

budgeting, buyer’s remorse, cheaper prices, consumerism, Deals, DISCOUNTS, financial decisions, frugality, hindsight, hindsight bias, Investments, long-term planning, missed opportunities, regret, RegretCraft, Sales, savings, second chances, shopping regrets, thriftiness, Value

Remember that time you passed up on buying a stack of diamond blocks for just a few emeralds? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about missing out on epic deals like that again! Join us and experience a world where the prices are always ridiculously low and the adventures are always hilariously wild. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the richest player in Minecraft history (and maybe even find a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots)! Join now and start your journey to regret-free gaming!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Virtual City

blocks, common, depots, Economy, Factions, Generators, infinite world, item rarity, Keep Inventory, Legendary, legendary items, Newbie world, Radius, Raid, RAID WORLD, Raiding, rare, rare items, Survival, survival mode, Towers, Towny, Upgrade, Vanilla, virtual city

This server has a unique Virtual City game mode where you can purchase structures such as generators, depots, towers and upgrade these structures.

We also keep Vanilla in the Newbie world and Raid world!

Survival mode has an item rarity system: Common, Rare and Legendary.

The Newbie world is an infinite world with keep inventory partially activated.

The Raid world is limited to a radius of 8000 blocks, but this is where you can get and store your Rare and Legendary items!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WeCanGoWhining BoxPVP (No Rules) (PVP) 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

Server Name	WeCanGoMining
Server Type	BoxPVP
Description	Experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun!
Server IP	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz in your Minecraft client.

Q: What is the server type?

A: WeCanGoMining is a BoxPVP server where players engage in fast-paced PvP battles within enclosed areas.

Q: How can I level up my gear?

A: You can level up your gear by winning battles, completing challenges, and upgrading your equipment through in-game currency.

Q: Is there a Discord server for WeCanGoMining?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server here to connect with other players, get updates, and participate in events.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Enchantments Applied:	119	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Rappa’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Feixiao himself would be jealous.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can fly like the Flying Aureus Shot, laugh like Feixiao, and seek the stars like Myriad Celestia. Our server is so lit, even the Arrow that Seeks the Stars would want to join!

With character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, and more, you’ll never run out of epicness to explore. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes – they’re hotter than Lava in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Light Cone Banners when you have us? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft SMP: BNWO Duex 2.0

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Welcome to BNWO Duex, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks or else they will spit on you. – The spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone joins the server. It’s like a party every time! – We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? – The only way to level up in our server is by participating in epic dance battles with other players. Break out your best Fortnite dance moves and show us what you’ve got! – Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through Morse code. They may be starchy, but they know how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join BNWO Duex today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ShroomyCousinsCraft

21-year-old cousin, 22-year-old male, 30, aita, cousins, Drinking, Driving, furious, giving shrooms, Homeless, job loss, living room, Marine friend, MARINES, Military, psychedelics, regret, research, ShroomyCousinsCraft, Thc, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where crazy stories like the one above are just a regular occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server where you can bond with your Marine friends over video games and shared experiences? Look no further! Our community is full of adventurous souls ready to embark on psychedelic journeys together.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. With unexpected surprises around every corner, you never know what kind of trouble you might find yourself in. Just like our friend John, who found himself in a sticky situation after taking some mushrooms.

Join us now and experience the thrill of living on the edge. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to question if you’re the AITA. So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Potions Brewed:	126

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Tea Smp

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Join Tea SMP!

IP: 144.217.49.130:25677 Discord: https://discord.gg/qyrkhj5h

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	122	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Old School Spigot Survival

Arena, Community, Economy, End.., Essentials, Factions, Gaming, Homespawn, MCMMO, Minecraft, mobs, Nether, old school, ONLINE, Plugins, PvE, PvP, RoseStacker, Rtp, Server, Spawners, Spigot, Survival

An old school spigot survival server with PVE in the overworld and PVP available in an arena, the nether, and end. Its also got a handful of plugins to give it the old school feel! Homespawn, MCMMO, RTP, Essentials, RoseStacker for mobs spawners and more.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Animals Bred:	124
Void Armor Forged:	16	Star Shards Collected:	287
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LOLYGRIEF Minecraft server

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WE HAVE THE BEST GRIEFERING! 1.12.2 WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU FOR THE BEST PVP WITH UNIQUE PLUGINS, LIVELS AND COOL SETS!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	3702
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Runes Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Steam Friends Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Bacon Sword, capable of turning your enemies into delicious strips of bacon with just one swing!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, things tend to get a little…weird around here. But hey, where’s the fun in normalcy, right?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	125	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	126	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Farmville SMP: Artificial Wombs and Human Farms – Minecraft SMP

Africa, AMERICANS, Artificial, Artificial Intelligence, artificial wombs, Asians, Automation, capitalism, China, cultural war, demographic boom, depopulation, developed countries, Ectolife project, European cultural expansion, Farms, farmville, foreign cultural expansion, genetic engineering, global west, government genetically modified soldiers, Human, human farms, India, Japan, mexico, migrants, Minecraft, neo-socialism, robotization, russia, russians, smp, state control, Survival, Usa, Western civilization, wombs

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server where we are solving the depopulation crisis in the most outrageous way possible – with artificial wombs! That’s right, we’re pumping out 10,000 births a day by 2035, all controlled by the state and state corporations.

But wait, there’s more! We’re also gearing up for a cultural war like no other. The USA will lead a new European expansion into Africa, Mexico, and India with genetically modified soldiers born in artificial wombs. China will be left in the dust due to their mass corruption and desire to be like Europeans. It’s a wild ride of robotization, automation, and genetic engineering – all in the name of non-violently reducing the impending demographic boom in developing countries.

So come join us on this crazy journey where Minecraft meets artificial intelligence meets cultural warfare. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Void Armor Forged:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SinaloaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where the only thing raging is the epic battle between players for the ultimate diamond sword! more than 100 players have been killed or gone missing in the epic war that is taking place on our server. will you be the next victim or the ultimate champion? join now and experience the thrill of the sinaloa cartel war in mexico… i mean, our minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DownUnderTankWars

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, Australia, Conflict Resolution, decommissioned, Defense, defense cooperation, DownUnderTankWars, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military equipment, military hardware, military support, military surplus, Plans, strategic partnership, Transfer, Ukraine

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray news? australia is like, giving their old tanks to ukraine. like, imagine the chaos on this server, tanks everywhere blowing up blocks and stuff. you gotta join this server to witness the epic battle between aussie tanks and ukrainian mobs. it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, you can ride on top of the tanks and pretend you’re in a real war zone. join now before the tanks run out of fuel and explode in a fiery mess. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.