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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5488 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 345 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.
Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).