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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 774 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 8700 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.
Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).