DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8527
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Votes:	5469

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Villages Defended:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	6562	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crops Grown:	7600
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Items Found:	1337
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Animals Bred:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	857389	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Alien Abductions:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5246	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	742
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	New Chunks Explored:	786783
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉