DerpCraft: Where Dey Foo Es No Good

#youtube, Audience, Chant, Dance, DerpCraft, dey, Dey Foo, enjoyment, Entertainment, Event, Foo, Fun, Good, Kids, Live, Muh Chilren, Music, ONLINE, Performance, singing, song, streaming, Video, watch

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Votes:	5045
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
New Chunks Explored:	510597	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this magical place.

Once upon a time, there was a group of chickens who could sing like angels. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens would gather around and chant in perfect harmony, mesmerizing all who heard them. And do you know what they were chanting? “Join this Minecraft server, it’s the best one out there!”

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with diamonds as far as the eye can see. You’ll be swimming in diamonds, literally. And if you ever get tired of mining, you can always hop on a unicorn and ride off into the sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend a singing chicken along the way. Happy crafting!

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	159
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	200
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mines Excavated:	1029
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8378
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Divine Spears Created:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Towns Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	287
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8052	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Farms Harvested:	744
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Villages Defended:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Votes:	4778	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8374	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!