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PoleCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU Presidency, European Council, european union, fm, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, neighbors, Partnership, Poland, PoleCraft, Server, solidarity, Support, UKRAINIAN, Unity

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Votes:	5480	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Potions Brewed:	142
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ukrainian FM who hails poland’s EU presidency like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. we count on polish leadership to lead us to victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. why join? because our server is so lit, even the politicians are talking about it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dimension Hops:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	9431
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Farms Harvested:	122	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7887
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Villages Defended:	7	Towns Built:	7
Animals Bred:	169	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1401
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Divine Spears Created:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2898	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	133	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Towns Built:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	5607	Animals Bred:	132

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4999	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Towns Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Towns Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9