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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9748 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6818 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.