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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 785 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.