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Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	282
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3413	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	4567
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mines Excavated:	3812	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5409	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crops Grown:	3015

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6620	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4394
Endless Night Skies:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	43

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

WestBankWipeoutCraft

Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, extremism, Hamas, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, Netanyahu, Palestinian, peace process, RETALIATION, SECURITY, settle accounts, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, West Bank shooting, WestBankWipeoutCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Votes:	5662	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Star Shards Collected:	136	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle accounts like netanyahu but without the politics just pure minecraft fun. we have crazy pvp battles where you can avenge your fallen comrades like a true warrior. build your own kingdom and show those griefers who’s boss. join now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure, shh don’t tell anyone. let’s goooooooo!

Players:	108/800	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4