Depresso Teen Zone | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Farms Harvested:	690
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Votes:	5489	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4135	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	7117
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Runes Activated:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ores Mined:	7123	Magic Items Found:	6301
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Players:	110/100	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2