Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
Enchantments Applied: 82 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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