DenyCraft: Where your brain struggles to process the LOLs of Minecraft madness! 🤪

confusion, cognitive overload, SELF AWARENESS, denial, Brain

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and ridiculousness at every turn? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or building a house made entirely of TNT just because you can. Our server is a wild and wacky place where anything goes, from flying cows to diamond-encrusted llamas.

But beware, our server has been known to cause temporary insanity in some players. One minute you’re peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’re in a heated debate with a talking creeper about the meaning of life.

So if you’re ready to throw logic out the window and embrace the madness, join our server today. Just be prepared for your brain to explode from all the absurdity!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

Jealousy, Drunk, trust issues, self worth, mad

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

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SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

Den, back sleeping, best sleep position, Sleepcraft, sleep positions to avoid

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

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MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, nationalism, demonstration, anti-migration, protest

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

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YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

nato, Putins, warzone, putin, Program

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

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Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

financial support, 1.20.6, bills, rent payment, baddazzkitty

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

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