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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 7223 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Farms Harvested: | 324 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
So, like, picture this: in 2024, Brazil was all like, “Yo, we got the most dengue cases in the world, bro!” Like, 3 million cases, can you even imagine that?! And guess what? That’s where our server is located, man! We got dengue fever parties every night, it’s lit!
But wait, there’s more! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! You won’t find that on any other server, I guarantee it! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-filled caves, man. It’s like a bling bling paradise up in here!
So, like, if you wanna join the wildest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe, you gotta come hang with us, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those dengue mosquitoes, they’re a killer!