Most likely, they will give you pussy here and your ass will burn. But you try anyway (^◡^)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
Magical Moments Shared: 25 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Buildings Constructed: 38 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’

    Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with dank memes and epic loot.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for this player was armed with a diamond sword and a shield made of obsidian. After a fierce battle, the llamas surrendered and offered up their emerald treasures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for beatboxing and challenging players to dance battles. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Dance Champion of the End?

    So come join us on our server for a lit time filled with memes, treasures, and epic adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Farms Harvested: 361 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dimension Hops: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

    LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server
    Welcome to …the retreat! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because …the retreat is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is filled with EPIC quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the tunes of Justin Creeper and Llama Gaga. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join …the retreat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub hidden deep within our server.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

    Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with UNLIMITED diamonds, FLYING pigs, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a DISCO PARTY!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a REAL-LIFE diamond sword that can chop down trees with just one swing!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click on the link above and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 139 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9144 Dragon Eggs Found: 4341
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

    Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

    Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

    So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

    Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

    Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Farms Harvested: 323 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

    TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

    StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

    GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Googleplex

    Blocky Googleplex
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

    But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

    Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Enchantments Applied: 115
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6826 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

    CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

    We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

    Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 820 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mines Excavated: 1944

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

    Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!
    📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

    DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

    Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

    RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!
    Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 487619 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Divine Spears Created: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

    Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

    Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

    Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

    Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

    Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

    And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

    • /vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
    • /vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
    • /vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
    • /vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
    • /vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

    Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
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