Most likely, they will give you pussy here and your ass will burn. But you try anyway (^◡^)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed: 154 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 21
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 19
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • World of MemeCraft: Where Blocks Meet LOLs

    World of MemeCraft: Where Blocks Meet LOLs

    WMIF is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it is a magical wonderland where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so beautiful that even the Ender Dragon wants to take a vacation here.

    Join WMIF for the chance to ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you navigate through the insanity that is our server.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join WMIF today, you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that will obey your every command. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty LOL911: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

    Crafty LOL911: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only lootboxes you’ll find are filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! Say goodbye to battle passes and daily missions, because on our server, you make your own rules!

    Join us and escape the madness of microtransactions and FOMO. Remember when video games were pure before the invention of lootboxes and battle passes? Our server is a throwback to those simpler times.

    Embark on epic adventures and build your dream world without any EA shenanigans or Fortnite drama. Chat with fellow players and create unforgettable memories in a community untouched by Ecelebs or the chaos of the Covid pandemic.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where creativity reigns supreme and where Reddit and Twitter are just distant memories. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Chaos: Where even the system thinks it’s glitching

    Crafty Chaos: Where even the system thinks it’s glitching
    Are you tired of the boring, mundane Minecraft servers out there? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon or battle it out in intense PvP matches where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that our server admin is actually a secret unicorn in disguise!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Anon’s 77177670 LOLz Server

    Crafty Anon’s 77177670 LOLz Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and absolute madness!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Yes, you read that right – talking creepers! They’ll tell you jokes, give you quests, and even teach you how to do the floss dance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn – a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of pizza from the Diamond Unicorn.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Dragon of Doom – a ferocious beast that guards a treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Defeat the dragon and all the riches shall be yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Ores Mined: 7252
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • GymClassHeroCraft

    GymClassHeroCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a disco ball at a rave? Look no further, my dudes! Our server is so rad, it’ll make you feel like a cute 15 year old in gym clothes again! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the king of the land. How, you ask? Because our server has insane custom plugins that give you superpowers like flying on a unicorn and shooting rainbows out of your fingertips. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns and rainbows, baby!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine battling it out with other players to see who can build the most epic statue of a potato. Winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, you might just become the next cute 15 year old in gym clothes ruling the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BritsNBlocks

    BritsNBlocks
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Chester edition server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary cheeseburger sword, rumored to have the power to defeat the evil creepers with just one bite!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret disco party hidden deep underground, where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and skeletons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Chester edition Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unforgettable adventures of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SharkyCraft: Where Sharks and Wives Collide!

    SharkyCraft: Where Sharks and Wives Collide!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can meet the cutest shark wives in all of blocky land! Dive into the ocean and find yourself a fin-tastic companion to swim with. But be careful, some of them might try to steal your diamonds!

    Join our server and embark on wild adventures with your new aquatic friends. Build underwater castles, ride dolphins into battle, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the sea. Who knows, you might even find a sunken ship full of enchanted loot!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say hello to my adorable shark wife, she’s always looking for new friends to play with! Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s JAW-SOME!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1153 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Shotgun Pox Craft: A Minecraft Server with a Bang!

    Shotgun Pox Craft: A Minecraft Server with a Bang!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the super shotgun gets a makeover! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and blocky battles. But be warned, those 3 mysterious spots on the super shotgun are actually portals to another dimension where creepers ride pigs and diamonds rain from the sky. Only the bravest players dare to explore this glitchy realm and uncover its secrets. So grab your pickaxe and join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 25

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty911 LOLz – Emergency Fun Server

    Crafty911 LOLz – Emergency Fun Server

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you ready for some EPIC adventures in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because something DEFINITELY crazy is going down right now on our server!

    Picture this: 5 KC-135 tankers have just left the UK and are now chilling just west of Morocco off the coast, still headed south. And guess what? EAM’s (Emergency Action Messages) are off the freaking charts! Skyking AND Skymaster are both putting out broadcasts over regular EAM’s. I mean, 523 EAM’s in the last 24 hours… that’s a lot of action for a Minecraft server, am I right?

    Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos and excitement of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base, uncover hidden treasures, or even encounter some mysterious creatures!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Check out the latest news here to see what other surprises await you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans

    Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans
    Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! 🎮

    Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures? Look no further, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination! 💡

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out in intense PvP matches with gear and weapons that will blow your mind! 💣

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest collectables that will make you the envy of all your friends. 🏆

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a secret booru filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 🤫

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! 🌟

    Disclaimer: No baby chicks, li’l bunnies, or bear cubs were harmed in the making of this server. 😉

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • GF’s BFF Sends You Creeper – Minecraft Server

    GF’s BFF Sends You Creeper – Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server to escape from awkward situations like this! Our server is a safe haven where you can build pixelated masterpieces and avoid fashion emergencies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a creeper ghost who will only haunt players wearing mismatched armor sets. So if you want to avoid a spooky fashion disaster, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your true love in the form of a blocky pig companion. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Pixelated Monochrome Madness

    Pixelated Monochrome Madness
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where everything is black and white, just like your favorite anime! Join us for a wild ride through a world devoid of color but full of ADVENTURE and INTRIGUE.

    Imagine mining for diamonds in a monochrome landscape, battling mobs in grayscale, and building your dream castle in black and white perfection. Our server is so unique that even the Ender Dragon has traded its vibrant colors for a sleek black and white look.

    But that’s not all! We have EPIC quests that will challenge your skills and test your creativity. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where everything is neon pink – just kidding, that would be ridiculous.

    So why settle for a boring, colorful Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly UNIQUE experience? Come see the world in a whole new light – or lack thereof – and discover the beauty of black and white Minecraft. See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Star Shards Collected: 213
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • 1StarFood, 5StarLaughs Minecraft Server – Food Critics Welcome!

    1StarFood, 5StarLaughs Minecraft Server – Food Critics Welcome!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as a $12.95 bowl of pho!

    Join us for the best Minecraft experience in town, owned by a group of crazy gamers who know how to have a good time.

    For just a few thin beef slices, noodles, broth, and some other random shit you put in it, you’ll be blown away by the fun and excitement on our server.

    Don’t let the greed of other servers piss you off – come join us for a wild ride that will leave you craving more!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Mines Excavated: 4899
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty Krauts

    Crafty Krauts
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through the most treacherous adventures. 2. We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig up all the riches your heart desires. 3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant potato field where you can battle it out with other players for supremacy. 4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden village on our server where the villagers are actually zombie pigmen in disguise. 5. If you manage to find the legendary enchanted toilet, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PixelPanic – The Land of Llamas and Laughs!

    PixelPanic – The Land of Llamas and Laughs!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for a chance to craft with HoloEN and experience the most epic adventures ever!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing zombies appears! Only on our server can you experience such craziness. And don’t even get us started on the HOLOTORI Dance – it’s a dance party like no other!

    But wait, there’s more! How about a performance by Hoshimachi Suisei herself? Yes, you heard that right. Only on our server can you witness such a spectacular event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7544 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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