Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging gossip and betrayal from your fellow players.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be warned, they have a strict “no llama drama” policy.

But that’s not all! We also have a group of mischievous pandas who roam the server causing chaos and pranking unsuspecting players. One time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Villages Defended: 12
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 276

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CologneCraft Minecraft Server

    CologneCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

    Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BlockBeastCraft

    BlockBeastCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

    So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ColdWarCraft SMP

    ColdWarCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

    Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • YouTubeWeirdosCraft

    YouTubeWeirdosCraft
    Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

    From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Dimension Hops: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BanCraft Minecraft Server

    BanCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

    join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

    plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

    NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC
    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

    On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

    So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Ores Mined: 3464
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Toddler GoBot Fun Land

    Toddler GoBot Fun Land
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

    Chick Flicks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Animals Bred: 77 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

    Nice For Once Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Magic Items Found: 2137
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Gods Slained: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyCreeperWedding

    CraftyCreeperWedding
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

    With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

    So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MemoryWipeMCSMP

    MemoryWipeMCSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could erase your memory and experience the thrill of starting fresh on a new server? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special potion that will erase your memory every time you log in!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite foods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Animals Bred: 67
    Chimeras Created: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ThirstQuencherCraft

    ThirstQuencherCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the rivers flow with ice-cold soda pop instead of water! Yes, you heard that right! Quench your thirst with a refreshing drink straight from the source while building your dream pixelated paradise. But be warned, the mobs are addicted to caffeine and will do anything to get their hands on your precious beverages. So join us and experience the fizzy madness for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Farms Harvested: 108
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server

    BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the intense battles between North and South Korea! build your own artillery brigades and launch missiles at your enemies! will you be able to bring peace to the region or will chaos reign supreme? join now and be part of the action! but be careful, Kim Jong-un might be watching…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Alien Abductions: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • VugledarMarineElite

    VugledarMarineElite
    So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got this elite brigade of Russian marines who are like, super hardcore and stuff. But get this, they keep losing like, 80% of their personnel in battles for Vugledar. Like, how crazy is that? But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server.

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle and the chaos of war. Plus, you might even get to witness some epic fails and hilarious mishaps along the way. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of Minecraft for surviving the madness of Vugledar.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Expert Server

    Crafty Expert Server
    hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

    first of all, we got a bunch of crazy mods dat will blow ur mind! like, u can ride a chicken as a mount and shoot fireballs out of ur butt! how cool is dat?

    plus, our community is da bomb diggity! we got players from all over da world, from mars to pluto! u will never be bored with all da shenanigans goin on!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds? yea, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in minecraft!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wild and wacky minecraft server and let’s have some epic fun together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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