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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 246 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!