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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6892 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 173 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!