Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the most mind-boggling topics like why billions of people have cut genitals! Join us for a server experience that will stretch your suspension of disbelief to the limit.

Imagine a world where your heart beats only 3 billion times in 100 years, but billions of circumcisions have been performed in just a few years. That’s the power of technology on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most outrageous debates and stories in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what crazy topics we’ll tackle next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Orbs of Power Found: 9
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Rune Stones Activated: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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