Players: |
90/900 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: |
3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
8 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: |
5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
2 |
Volcanoes Explored: |
2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: |
1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: |
4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: |
5 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: |
4 |
Holy Grails Found: |
5 |
Chimeras Created: |
2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: |
4 |
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