Death by Creepers! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	1324	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dying in Minecraft from the usual suspects like creepers, skeletons, and lava? Well, on our server, the real cause of death is actually… falling anvils! That’s right, our world is filled with gravity-defying anvils just waiting to drop on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the ultimate anvil apocalypse!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of killer bunnies who have taken over the server. These fluffy but deadly creatures will stop at nothing to protect their territory, so watch your back or you might just end up as bunny chow!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a cursed diamond mine where players who dare to venture in never return the same. Rumor has it that the diamonds are cursed by a vengeful witch who will haunt anyone who dares to steal her precious gems. Will you risk it all for riches, or will you fall victim to the witch’s curse?

Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, death is only a falling anvil away… 😉

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Towns Built:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Animals Bred:	108
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

The description of the server server “Best Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2019	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Towns Built:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	829235	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Divine Spears Created:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crops Grown:	2164
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	4

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!