Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and you’ll meet the infamous “chick name”, a mysterious player who’s rumored to have tamed a dragon and built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Some say she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes, but who knows what’s true in this crazy world of ours?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary “Llama King”, a player who rides into battle on a llama named Larry and wields a diamond sword that glows brighter than the sun. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly, all while juggling melons and singing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Crops Grown: 7157

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9711 Falling into the Void: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Farms Harvested: 182
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 381 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ores Mined: 1770

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 336
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Potions Brewed: 192 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Potions Brewed: 178

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

    The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

    So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

    What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

    Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • > Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

    > Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

    FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Crops Grown: 2158
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Farms Harvested: 130 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 20

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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