Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and you’ll meet the infamous “chick name”, a mysterious player who’s rumored to have tamed a dragon and built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Some say she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes, but who knows what’s true in this crazy world of ours?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary “Llama King”, a player who rides into battle on a llama named Larry and wields a diamond sword that glows brighter than the sun. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly, all while juggling melons and singing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Mines Excavated: 1438
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Dimension Hops: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Potions Brewed: 101
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Animals Bred: 86
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 218 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Enchantments Applied: 273 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8337

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Runes Activated: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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