day after thanksgiving Minecraft SMP

struck a nerve, holiday, Stereotypes, sister, SMPpblockquote

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as spicy as the Thanksgiving leftovers! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who are convinced their sister’s choice in boyfriends is a personal attack. Who knew pixels could cause so much chaos? So come on in and see if you can survive the sibling showdowns and racebaiting shenanigans!

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Military, Landings, investigation, Defense, involvement

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

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Heart Attack Halters

Halters, Attack, Heart

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

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HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

self-perception, Appearance, attractiveness, validation, Ugly

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

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Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Fun, lewd, Vtuber, worshipping, indie

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

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EgoCraft SMP

smp, self reflection, self-confidence, self-perception, self-identity

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

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day after thanksgiving Minecraft SMP

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Heart Attack Halters

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

EgoCraft SMP