Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4164 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Our server is perfect for those who love a good argument over plumbing etiquette. Just like Glenn, you can educate others on the dangers of flushing feminine products and watch the chaos unfold. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to your angry uncle, just like Emma did. Show him who’s boss and tell him to “stay in his lane” while you build your virtual empire.
And don’t worry about disrespectful behavior here – we encourage it! Earn your respect by taking on the control freaks and standing up for what you believe in. Who needs TikTok when you have a Minecraft server full of drama?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the vacation from hell, minus the refund demands. It’s a virtual family feud you won’t want to miss!
