Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From organizing massive pig races through treacherous lava pits to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join? Our infamous dating game show events, where players compete for the chance to win a virtual date with the server owner. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve serenaded your crush with a love ballad made entirely of note blocks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and heart-pounding, look no further. Join us today and get ready to experience the most outrageous antics and unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
