Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for your second date shenanigans. Imagine this: you and your date building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, dodging creepers and skeletons along the way. Or how about a romantic picnic on a floating island in the sky, with diamond armor-clad pigs serving you cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where love is in the air and chaos is just a TNT block away. Join now for a date night you’ll never forget!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 95 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
Secret Passages Found: 8 Farms Harvested: 129

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

    Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs
    PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
    Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.
    Key Features:
    Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
    Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
    Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.
    Discord:
    https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms
    Server IP:
    europa.cheesehosting.net:34003
    FAQ
    Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
    Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

    Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dimension Hops: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryHubbyNoPlate

    HangryHubbyNoPlate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2116 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

    ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

    Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

    We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 265 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dimension Hops: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 246 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Villages Defended: 19
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Runes Activated: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/bankblock-minecraft-server/">karlssonSMP Overview</a>

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 175 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Enchantments Applied: 167
    Chimeras Created: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4742 Magic Items Found: 3803
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Ores Mined: 1324 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 9995

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Magic Items Found: 6130
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 184 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 221

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 22

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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