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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8674 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 190 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s, like, totally insane and wacky? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into song and dance randomly.
oh, and did i mention that if u join this server, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yep, u heard that right. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so u know they’ll always have ur back.
also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server every full moon. so if u wanna catch a glimpse of the infamous legend, u better join now!
come join us on this wild ride of a server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. see u there, fellow minecrafters!
