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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8682 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
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