DarkHumaneMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Blue Balls

ABSTINENCE, Balls, blocky, Blue, Celibacy, emotional connection, Intimacy, longest without sex, patience, personal experience, physical intimacy, relationships, self-control, sexual activity, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual needs, sexual satisfaction, sexually active, temptation, Waiting

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Animals Bred:	141	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of spending all your time mining for diamonds and not getting any action in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hookup spot for all your pixelated needs!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going without sex again – our virtual world is filled with sexy avatars just waiting to get it on with you. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous pixelated orgies, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why waste your time with boring old survival servers when you could be getting laid left and right in our virtual paradise? Join now and get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your condoms!

GreenlandRejectsUS Minecraft Server

Arctic, Autonomy, European, foreign affairs, Greenland, GreenlandRejectsUS, INDEPENDENCE, indigenous rights, international relations, majority, Minecraft, Nordic, North America, opinion, Politics, poll, self-determination, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, survey, Territorial, US

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

are you tired of being a part of the US? do you want to join a server where you can escape the madness and chaos of real life? well, look no further because our minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

join us and become a part of the overwhelming majority of greenlanders who do not want to be a part of the US! we have created a safe haven for all those who seek refuge from the craziness of the outside world.

imagine a world where you can build your own paradise, free from the constraints of society. you can create your own kingdom, rule over your subjects, and live out your wildest fantasies.

but beware, danger lurks around every corner. from creepers to zombies to rival factions, you must always be on your guard. only the strongest and most cunning players will survive in this harsh and unforgiving world.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and start your journey to freedom and independence. who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Edition

act of brutality, asylum seekers, border security, Cuba, Cuba-US relations, detention, detention facilities, donald trump, Edition, foreign policy, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detention center, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, international relations, migrant detention, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, Trump administration, Trumps, united states

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4271	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha slide. our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.

our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.

AnxietyCraft: Antidepressant Adventures

Adventures, antidepressant, antidepressants, AnxietyCraft, Effectiveness, gad, generalized anxiety disorder, limited data, Long-term impact, medication, mental health, participants, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, reduce anxiety, research, review, side effects, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment, trial conditions, Usage

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7837
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

come join our wacky minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be anxious about is how much fun you’re having! we’ve got 12,000 players who can confirm that playing on our server effectively reduces symptoms of boredom and sadness.

we’ve got limited data on how long you’ll be addicted to our server, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? come build, explore, and laugh your way through our crazy world. plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless entertainment!

Pixel Haven 1.21.1

#Daredevil, 1.21.1, accident, Adrenaline Rush, cautionary example., cautionary tale, dangerous stunts, extreme sports, Fail, Flip, flips, gets obliterated, Haven, near miss, oncoming traffic, PIXEL, reckless driving, risky behavior, social media fail, stunt gone wrong, thrill-seeking, traffic collision, viral video

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	2629
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like getting hit by a truck but in a good way! I’m talking about flipping and getting obliterated by oncoming traffic, but like, in a virtual blocky world. It’s so wild, you won’t even know what’s real anymore. So come on, join us and experience the chaos and destruction in the most hilarious way possible. It’s a total mind trip, man.

MistressCraft: Job Loss Edition

Affair, BETRAYAL, boundary setting, children, communication breakdown, Confrontation, confrontation at work, Edition, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, husband’s mistress, Infidelity, infidelity fallout, Job, job risk, Loss, Marital Problems, Marriage, MistressCraft, relationship struggles, trust issues, workplace drama

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Animals Bred:	75
Ores Mined:	8278	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and scandal!

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find out that your in-game spouse has been cheating on you with another player! But wait, there’s more! They work together at the only virtual grocery store in the desert biome. Will you forgive them and try to work things out, or will you kick them out of your virtual house with no vehicle to get to work?

But that’s not all! Join our server and you might stumble upon a charity event where the mistress is delivering Christmas gifts to your virtual children in your virtual home! Confront her in-game and tell her to stay away from your pixelated family. Will she listen, or will the drama escalate even further?

And don’t forget the twist: your cheating spouse is still carpooling with their affair partner in the game! Will you demand no contact in the virtual world as well, or will you risk their virtual job by making a scene?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and outrageous storylines! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have all this excitement instead? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Hatecrafters United

commonly enjoyed dislikes, contrary preferences, HateCrafters, hated activities, misunderstood dislikes, misunderstood hobbies, personal aversions, Pet Peeves, United, unpopular opinions, unpopular tastes, widely disliked things

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of people assuming everyone loves pineapple on pizza? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where pineapple on pizza is banned and anyone caught trying to sneak it in gets banished to the Nether for eternity! Join us for a pizza party like no other and build your wildest creations without the fear of fruity toppings ruining your appetite. Trust us, this server is a slice above the rest!

SovietMinecraft2025

2025, agriculture, Decrease, economic outlook, Economy, food production, food security, global market, government policies, grain exports, historical comparison, import/export, international trade, Moscow Times, predictions, russia, Russian, sanctions, Soviet levels, SovietMinecraft2025, trade relations

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	5629
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Alien Abductions:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian grain exports are so low, they’re back to soviet levels in 2025! we’ve got more wheat than you can shake a stick at, and our players are so good at farming, they make stalin proud. join us for a chance to build your own communist utopia in the virtual world, complete with endless fields of wheat and secret police patrols. don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the glory of mother russia in minecraft form. join now before the kgb catches wind of our antics and shuts us down!

Crafty Wife Gaslighter

BETRAYAL, Communication, Crafty, Deception, Emotional Abuse, gaslighter, Gaslighting, gaslighting awareness, gaslighting effects, gaslighting in relationships, gaslighting signs, gaslighting spouse, gaslighting tactics, Manipulation, Marriage, mental health, psychological abuse, relationships, self-doubt, toxic behavior, Trust, Wife

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Astral Projections Made:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

So, like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll be mining for diamonds and stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. And get this, the villagers are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their secret potato army.

But wait, there’s more! The server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MinecraftOffline

Anarchy, Cheats, Community, Custom Plugins, Discord, discord server, European, finland, Griefing, intel, minecraft server, MinecraftOffline, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, PvE, PvP, RAM, Sandbox, Semi Vanilla, SSDs, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

MinecraftOffline

Server Overview

Server IP:	minecraftoffline.net
Game Version:	1.21.3
Zero reset policy
Freedom to play	Cheats and griefing permitted (but no spamming allowed)
Unique gameplay features	Custom plugins
Europe-optimised	Hosted in Finland

Technical Specifications

Processor:	Intel XEON E-2276G
Storage:	2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
RAM:	64GB DDR4 ECC
Network:	1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM)

Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQs

Q: Can I use cheats on the server?

A: Yes, cheats are permitted on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Griefing is allowed, but spamming is not permitted.

Q: What makes the gameplay unique?

A: Custom plugins add unique gameplay features to the experience.

Q: Where is the server hosted?

A: The server is Europe-optimised and hosted in Finland.

Lost in Illusion 1.21

Downtime, Gaming, genshin, healing, health, Illness, ILLUSION, jerk off, leisure, Lost, peak, Recovery, recuperation, Relaxation, REST, School, self-care, sick, Sleep, slow damage, time off, video games

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, bro, forget about school and responsibilities, come join this Minecraft server where you can escape reality and live your best blocky life!

We got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes – it’s a wild party up in here!

Build a castle, mine for diamonds, or just chill and fish all day – the possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s disappointment in me!

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you forget about being sick and stuck at home. Plus, we have virtual chicken nuggets, what more could you ask for?

FashionFauxPasFunHouse

eboy, embarrassed, Fake, FashionFauxPasFunHouse, fast fashion, Individuality, let him live, looksmaxxing, minimalist aesthetic, personality shift, philosophy major, played him, rebrand, sneaker wall, streetwear, style choices, thrifted fashion, timeless aesthetic, VIBE

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	6463	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

So my buddy (let’s call him Milo) has gone through a total transformation, like a caterpillar turning into a hipster butterfly. One day he’s rocking streetwear, the next he’s dressed like a pretentious art student who only drinks artisanal coffee.

But here’s the kicker – he’s decided to bring his new aesthetic to a Minecraft server. Yes, you heard me right. This server is all about embracing your inner minimalist, timeless, espresso-drinking philosopher. Forget about building epic castles or exploring vast landscapes, on this server, we ponder the concept of time and debate the meaning of life while sipping on virtual lattes.

Join us if you want to witness Milo’s evolution from sneakerhead to deep thinker in pixelated form. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own inner hipster artist while you’re at it. Just be careful not to accidentally call someone out for their past fashion choices, or you might end up like me – questioning the very fabric of reality in the world of Minecraft.

CraftyReaders: Fixing the 30-35% Problem

4th grade, 8th grade, academic performance, American students, competent readers, CraftyReaders, education system, educational challenges, educational improvement, educational reform, Fixing, literacy development, literacy gap, literacy intervention, literacy rates, literacy skills, Problem, reading comprehension, reading proficiency, standardized testing, student achievement, student success, test scores

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Potions Brewed:	153	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of your kids struggling to read? Do you want to improve their literacy skills in a fun and engaging way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and watch as your child’s reading abilities skyrocket to new heights! Our virtual world is filled with interactive stories and quests that will have them devouring books faster than you can say “creeper”.

We’ve had parents report that their kids went from struggling readers to bookworms in just a few weeks of playing on our server. Plus, our friendly community of players and moderators are always there to lend a helping hand (or sword) when needed.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and watch as your child becomes a literary genius right before your eyes!

EuroCraft: Defend Our Elections!

collaboration, cybersecurity, DEFEND, Defense, Democracy, digital threats, elections, EU Commission, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, foreign interference, France, germany, influence, international relations, Political, Protection, safeguarding, safeguarding democracy, security measures, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A FORTRESS PROTECTING YOUR MINECRAFT ELECTIONS FROM FOREIGN INTERFERENCE! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST CAMPAIGNS AND DRAMA EVER! WE GOT FRANCE AND GERMANY ON BOARD, SO YOU KNOW IT’S LEGIT. VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE BLOCK AND WATCH AS THE DRAMA UNFOLDS! WHO WILL BE THE NEXT MAYOR OF SPAWN TOWN? ONLY ON THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW AND PROTECT YOUR VIRTUAL DEMOCRACY!

Big Plans Small Minds Minecraft

Achieve, AMBITION, big, big plans, Business, determination, dream big, entrepreneur, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, innovation, inspiration, leadership, Minds.., mindset, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Plans, Small, small plans, strategy, success, vision

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	9338

so, like, there’s this dude who’s, like, super smart and stuff, and he’s got this minecraft server that’s, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, he’s all about making big plans for people who only have small plans, so if you wanna level up your game, you gotta join this server, man.

like, this dude once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk. no joke, it’s, like, the most epic thing ever. and, like, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a million diamonds just lying around.

oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, you can totally tame your own dragon and ride it into battle against other players. it’s, like, so epic, bro.

so, if you wanna be part of something totally insane and awesome, you gotta join this server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	95/400	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Love Letters Sent:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2