Have you ever seen someone steal all the diamonds from a fellow player’s chest and then blame it on a creeper? Or witnessed a group of players forming a secret alliance to overthrow the server owner and turn the whole place into a giant chicken farm? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the darkest side of humanity comes out to play!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, engaging in intense PvP battles, and uncovering the juiciest drama this side of the blocky universe. Our community is filled with eccentric characters, from the mysterious hermit who only communicates through signs to the mad scientist who creates explosive contraptions just for fun.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into chaos, betrayal, and endless laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems in this twisted world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Masses Minecraft SMP Generals

    Masses Minecraft SMP Generals
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the generals gather in their masses for some epic PvP battles and crazy shenanigans!

    Join us if you want to ride into battle on a pig while throwing exploding chickens at your enemies. Or maybe you prefer to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama vs player showdown?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 30

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • The Shiori Novella Minecraft Server

    The Shiori Novella Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main activity is sharing a giant soup pot with other players! It’s like a culinary social experiment where you never know what kind of soup you’ll end up with. Will it be a delicious gourmet masterpiece or a disgusting concoction that will make you question your life choices? Join now to find out!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who have formed their own civilization. They have their own potato king, potato laws, and even potato currency. Will you befriend the potato people or join forces with the rebellious carrot faction trying to overthrow the potato monarchy? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Cheese houses, cheese trees, even cheese animals. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat everything in sight?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a soup-tastic, potato-filled, cheese-tastic adventure like no other!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3175 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ”IF I NEVER SOLD MY BTC FOR ALTS I WOULD HAVE 180K INSTEAD OF Minecraft SMP”

    ”IF I NEVER SOLD MY BTC FOR ALTS I WOULD HAVE 180K INSTEAD OF Minecraft SMP”
    Are you tired of making bad financial decisions in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be losing is virtual diamonds!

    Forget about Bitcoin and altcoins, join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs 180k when you can have a whole inventory full of enchanted diamond gear?

    Don’t let financial regret get you down, join our SMP and start building your way to virtual success. Who knows, you might even find a hidden chest filled with virtual riches that will make you forget all about that BTC mishap. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s laugh our way to Minecraft fortune!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Minekampf Minecraft server

    Minekampf Minecraft server

    Cheats – banInsult to the administration – yesBypass on discord – yes too

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Cute Girls Minecraft Server

    Cute Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no cute girls in sight? Look no further, because our server is filled with adorable pixelated babes just waiting to team up with you! From the fierce warrior princess to the sassy sorceress, there’s a girl for every type of player. Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, where the real treasure is finding your pixel-perfect match!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Boston Legal Minecraft SMP

    Boston Legal Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve never heard of! This server is so underground, even the creepers haven’t heard of it. But don’t worry, we’re here to spill the tea on why you NEED to join this server ASAP.

    First of all, our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt. We have secret bases hidden in the most random places, like under a chicken coop or inside a giant mushroom. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a rich history that no one talks about because it’s just too wild for words. Legend has it that the first player to join the server accidentally spawned a dragon in their backyard, and now it’s become a tourist attraction for all the newbies.

    So why haven’t you heard of this server before? It’s simple – we like to keep things low-key and let our gameplay do the talking. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Flip NJ and NY Red Minecraft Server

    Flip NJ and NY Red Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a hilariously chaotic way! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.

    So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BunnyHop Minecraft SMP

    BunnyHop Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you anime and manga lovers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden rabbit hole that led them to a magical land filled with adorable bunny characters from all their favorite anime and manga. These bunnies weren’t your average cute critters though, oh no. They were skilled warriors, ready to help you conquer any challenge that comes your way in the game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary carrot farm that produces the juiciest, most delicious carrots you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret recipe hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain incredible powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with bunny warriors, magical carrots, and endless fun!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 137 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • /Dag/ – Dragon Age General Minecraft Server

    /Dag/ – Dragon Age General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Davrin’s Best Husband Edition Minecraft server! Are you obsessed with all things Dragon Age? Do you spend hours talking about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard or other irrelevant DA games? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us to watch the Veilguard Official Launch Trailer and laugh at the chuds who keep losing in the game. Participate in the Veilguard husbando poll and argue about who the best husband is. And don’t forget to check out the DA Tapestry link that doesn’t matter because none of your previous Veilguard choices matter anyway!

    Need some eye candy? Check out the Lucanis wikia because he’s heckin’ cute, or drool over the Big Elf C*ck husbando. And if you need some romance tips, we’ve got you covered with our Romance Guide.

    Oh, and did we mention that we have a Dragon Age Writer seething video for your entertainment? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the Dragon Age madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that goes down here. Don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Animals Bred: 151
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Ether Blades Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Conflicted Minecraft SMP Player

    Conflicted Minecraft SMP Player
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Join us if you want to experience a server where anything goes, even if it means getting involved in scandalous love triangles like the one described above.

    Our community is filled with players who are not afraid to push the boundaries and explore unconventional relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation where you’re torn between doing what feels right and what feels oh so wrong.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your morals, then look no further. Join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, in our world, anything is possible – even if it means getting involved in some questionable situations.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in the age of sexual feudalism? Do you need a break from the never-ending struggle for real human connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.

    Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 198 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Not Even Love Cat Minecraft SMP’

    ‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Not Even Love Cat Minecraft SMP’
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of childless cat ladies who don’t even like cats! That’s right, they’re so dedicated to Minecraft that they don’t have time for real pets.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Or the time we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles we have over who gets to control the llama farm.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible, then come join us. Who needs cats when you have a community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1102 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 265
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Enchantments Applied: 59

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • AmShield Season 2 Minecraft server

    AmShield Season 2 Minecraft server

    Vanilla RP Server MINECRAFT! On our server there are more than 100 different recipes for new food, mechanic.

    We can offer you the most varied gameplay in NORMAL survival. GRIP IS PROHIBITED

    Join our discord server so you don’t miss any updates.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Potions Brewed: 139 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Bolted Thunder Minecraft Server

    Bolted Thunder Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles between bards and spiders, where the spiders are so shaken by the bard’s sick rhymes that they drop all their loot in fear.

    But that’s not all! Watch as Shou and his friends climb a mountain so high, they reach the clouds and find a secret stash of mantiscoin in the gutter. Yes, you heard that right, mantiscoin! The rarest and most valuable currency in all of Minecraft land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories that will have you laughing for days. Who needs diamonds when you have mantiscoin in the gutter?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /lig/ – Llama Is Good

    Minecraft SMP – /lig/ – Llama Is Good
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why, you ask? Because we’re all about that VIP life, baby! We’re like the exclusive club of indie vtubers, where the big shots with thousands of viewers are outnumbered by us 500-view legends.

    But don’t worry, even if your oshi only has 499 viewers, you can still join… as long as they’re a Twitch partner or something equivalent on YouTube. We’ve got a list of the top players in our SMP, like Filian with 6,600 viewers and Dokibird with 4,541. And let’s not forget about our non-English superstars like tororo_vtuber from Japan with 4,677 viewers.

    We’re all about supporting the little guys who aren’t tied down by corporate branding. We’ve even got guides on Twitch clips, VOD archival, and a Wheel of Names for some spicy fun. And if you’re feeling frisky, check out our Koikatsu cards for some… ahem… adult content.

    Join us for some crazy adventures, like our upcoming birthdays for Bao, Leaflit, Mint, and Rummy. And don’t forget to check out our OC material and, of course, the Ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ duck stream?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the madness. We’ve got threads for everything, from corpo vtubers to indie legends. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy world of /lig/!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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