Are you tired of all those boring, edgy Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for those with fully dropped balls!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who know how to have a good time. Our server is like a manga for adults – mature, sophisticated, and definitely not for the faint of heart.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner child while still maintaining your adult status, come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 10 Holy Grails Found: 4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Runes Activated: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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