| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2669 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 351 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
darkcloud.mcserver.ws
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7955 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
And get this, they have the most lit builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking about castles that make Hogwarts look like a shack. And the best part is, they have a secret underground lair where they keep all the rarest items and treasures. It’s like a Minecraft version of Aladdin’s cave, but with less singing and more mining.
But wait, there’s more! They have the friendliest community ever. Like, seriously, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. It’s like a virtual neighborhood watch, but instead of watching out for burglars, they’re watching out for creepers trying to blow up your house.
So, come join this epic Minecraft server run by a German and experience the wildest adventures and the dankest memes. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5087 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1579 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 58 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of living with your ex-boyfriend who moved across the country for you, only to dump you on Christmas Eve! Watch as he uses your electric scooter, gets into a scooter accident, and then demands you drop everything to take care of him at the hospital.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your ex as he accuses you of being selfish for not dropping your important work to cater to his every need. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama unfolding in real-time?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild ride of living with your ex-boyfriend who expects you to be his personal nurse, chauffeur, and emotional support all in one! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3431 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 3977 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
You gotta join this server, bro, because the admins are like actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly puppies. It’s insane, dude. And the players on this server are like legendary warriors, they’ve defeated the Ender Dragon like a million times and built giant castles made of pure gold.
But wait, there’s more. The server has this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have spaceships hidden in the mountains and they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for all mobs. It’s like a crazy sci-fi movie, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where people take their obsession with Minecraft to the next level, where admins are actual wizards, players are legendary warriors, and villagers are secret aliens, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2739 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 707 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 2157 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Farms Harvested: | 222 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5230 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
THIS SERVER ISN’T AFFILIATED TO EarthMC (also known as EMC). This server is using the EMC Terra Nova map (map in use between 2018 and 2022, online untill 2024), released under GPL license.
This server is an experiment, trying to keep the EMC map up to date, the server is very new and still work in progress
newnova.blockworlds.io
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1054 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 4658 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.
Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1297 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1335 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1822 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 138 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 9897 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?
BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 544 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1260 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 124 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Server | emerald.magmanode.com:31543 |
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| Discord | Join our Discord server |
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| Question | Answer |
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| Why are the servers sometimes slow? | The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan. |
| Are mods allowed on the server? | No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed. |
| Can I join the Discord server? | Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions. |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6279 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!
Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!
Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!
And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 8027 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.
And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.
So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.
