| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 900 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4442 |
| Votes: | 2264 | Potions Brewed: | 143 |
The dark matter server has mini games, Hunger Games, survival, and much much more to add!
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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1365 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
| Platform | Fabric 1.21.4 |
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| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
| RAM | 8GB (64 Total) |
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6632 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 2598 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9182 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?
So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3332 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8721 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 63 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7515 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4959 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 |
JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?
ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.
PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 6576 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9254 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 3649 |
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8724 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 125 |
come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).
so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 8931 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Overview |
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| If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content. |
| The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive) |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server? | You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release! |
| Is the server modded? | Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7797 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 903 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5974 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 456 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 191 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!
Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2163 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.
Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9357 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Votes: | 5964 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6732 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9154 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.
so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!
