DankCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Animals Bred:	88	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Towns Built:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Emeralds Found:	628
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mines Excavated:	1699	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Items Found:	2920	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	6895	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	672	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Towns Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crops Grown:	5925	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2162	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crops Grown:	8828	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Towns Built:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	New Chunks Explored:	734160
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Villages Defended:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

Players:	102/600	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4