Are you tired of being a sheep in the globohomo establishment? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the most dangerous thing you can do is adopt anti-spendism and redpill your peers on it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Falling into the Void: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Organic Knife Minecraft Server

    Organic Knife Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us and you’ll be equipped with an organic sharp knife that is specifically designed for taking down Russian digitally. Yes, you heard that right! No more dealing with pesky Russian hackers ruining your gaming experience. With our special knife, you’ll be able to defend yourself and your creations like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where everything is made of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Yo, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server that’s got everyone talking? It’s like the Genshin Impact of Minecraft, but with more explosions and less gacha!

    We’ve got character trailers for our players, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” – this dude is dropping sick beats while mining for diamonds. And don’t even get me started on “The Duty of Name Forging” – it’s like a quest to find the most epic username ever!

    Version 5.1 is here, and it’s called “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” – sounds intense, right? We’ve got banners with weapons like Uraku Misugiri, a sword that can slice through anything, and Peak Patrol Song, a sword that sings while you fight. How cool is that?

    And if you join now, you’ll get daily check-in rewards forever – it’s like free stuff every day, just for logging on! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes for Primogems (whatever those are) in all regions, so you can deck out your character in style.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the world of blocky adventures! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the mythical Creeper of Destiny and ride it into battle. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • DALL-E 3 Thread Minecraft Server

    DALL-E 3 Thread Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. If you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of diamond poop!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics

    When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Need a break from real life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the craziness. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dog cult waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Potions Brewed: 31

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server

    Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, even the villagers are turning up!

    Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

    But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.

    So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 38 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

    Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Pank World server Minecraft

    Pank World server Minecraft

    Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

    Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

    The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Star Shards Collected: 57 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

    Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Chimeras Created: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

    Cute Dog Minecraft SMP
    Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Animals Bred: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Drop Zone Minecraft Server

    Drop Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

    Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

    And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Ores Mined: 7132
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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