Are you tired of being a sheep in the globohomo establishment? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the most dangerous thing you can do is adopt anti-spendism and redpill your peers on it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 192
Endless Night Skies: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 41
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 341
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Ores Mined: 7065
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Animals Bred: 151

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 83
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 336
    New Chunks Explored: 96242 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 New Chunks Explored: 207643
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ores Mined: 5532
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Enchantments Applied: 289
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Enchantments Applied: 138
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

    The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

    So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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