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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3423 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Our server is so wild, even the sheep have a thirst for adventure. They’ll challenge you to epic parkour races and if you lose, they’ll shear off all your clothes! But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got confidence, right?
We’ve also got a secret underground dungeon where the creepers throw wild parties and the skeletons have dance-offs. Think you can keep up with their killer moves? Join the server and find out!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as dangerous as it is hilarious, join our server now! Just remember, safety is for noobs.