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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 7052 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Our server is so wild, even the sheep have a thirst for adventure. They’ll challenge you to epic parkour races and if you lose, they’ll shear off all your clothes! But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got confidence, right?
We’ve also got a secret underground dungeon where the creepers throw wild parties and the skeletons have dance-offs. Think you can keep up with their killer moves? Join the server and find out!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as dangerous as it is hilarious, join our server now! Just remember, safety is for noobs.