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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7274	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Void Gems Collected:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	2343
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Falling into the Void:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Animals Bred:	145
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
New Chunks Explored:	228986	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Ores Mined:	9961
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Towns Built:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Emeralds Found:	3558	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	94/600	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	810	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1