DadVsDadDrugWar | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4475	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as miraculous as my dad’s recovery from cancer? Look no further! Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you feel like you’ve had your stomach removed and replaced with a modified piece of intestine (in a good way, of course). Join us and experience the thrill of parking in disabled spots without any judgment, just like my dad does every day. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running into cocaine-addicted high schoolers or their shady parents – our server is a safe haven for all. So come on, join us and leave all your worries behind. And remember, on our server, miracles can happen – just like my dad’s incredible survival story!

NoAlcohol4Me – Minecraft SMP

abstaining, addiction recovery, alcohol, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcohol4Me, non-drinker, partying, personal choice, physical wellness, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-control, smp, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressure, substance abuse, teetotaler, Temperance

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. So like, imagine a world where everyone is a potato and we all have to build houses out of cheese. And the best part is, if you join, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. And like, every Friday night we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s lit, bro. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll turn into a llama and have to eat nothing but socks for the rest of your life. So like, why do you not drink alcohol, bro? Join the server and live your best potato life, trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

HackCraft: Life ProTips

advice, Clever Ideas, efficiency, everyday life, HackCraft, Hacks, innovative methods, knowledge, Life, life hack, organization, practical tips, problem solving, productivity, Protips, shortcuts, Skills, Smart Strategies, SOLUTIONS, Time management, Tips, Tricks, useful techniques

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

Join us and you’ll discover the secret to infinite diamonds – just punch a tree and BOOM, diamonds galore! Want to fly like a superhero? No problem, just eat a golden apple and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive green creatures.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure insanity and hilarity? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those talking creepers).

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

border security, CartelCraft, Cartels, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, drug trafficking, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, INVADING, Latin America, mexico, Military Action, Minecraft, national security, organized crime, president, Server, terrorist groups, U.S, Warning, Washington

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

so, like, this server is like a total war zone, man. but not like, regular war zone, like, we’re talking about a war zone filled with, like, cartels and stuff. it’s like, mexico’s president is warning the u.s. not to invade because, like, we’re all terrorists or something.

but, like, forget about that, man. come join our server and fight against the cartels in the most epic battle ever. we’ve got crazy weapons and insane vehicles to help you take down those bad guys. and, like, if you’re lucky, you might even get to meet mexico’s president in the game. how cool is that?

so, like, forget about all those boring servers out there. come join us and be a part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those cartels, man. they’re no joke.

UkrainianCraft: No Weapons Here!

arms embargo, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Halts, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Politics, Reportedly, russia, sanctions, security assistance, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US, Weapon Sales, weapons

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ores Mined:	6932	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS FOR DAYS, UNLIKE THE US HALTING WEAPON SALES TO UKRAINE, WE’RE LOADING YOU UP WITH ALL THE EPIC WEAPONS YOU NEED TO CONQUER THE LAND!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAK OUT INTO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN RAP LIKE EMINEM. YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, SO JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🐷🚀

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let us arrange a real batch server minecraft

1.16, 1.16.5, 1.20, arrange, Batch, Box, Boxpvp, collateral, Community, Competition, Fun, Gaming, Lets, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, real, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

server “BoxPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let’s arrange a real collateral” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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OG Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, grind-based progression system, Guards, Koth, non-op, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Storage, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	586
Buildings Constructed:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events: KOTH, AirDrops, WarZone Mine
Non-P2W: Fair balance for all players
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards in B Ward
Guards: Coming soon

For more details, visit our website https://dnmc.net or join our Discord community https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB.

FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Animals Bred:	66
Dimension Hops:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	86	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3317	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Animals Bred:	126	Mines Excavated:	2791

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	26604	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Void Armor Forged:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5160	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crops Grown:	1120
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.