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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3517 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 7368 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?
Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!
