Dad’sDineTime | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Animals Bred:	75	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	977	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

OnceInLifetime Minecraft SMP

adrenaline rush Cultural immersion, Adventure, Aerial View, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, bungee jumping, camping, community service Solo travel, creative expression, cultural appreciation Meditation retreat, Dance Party, extreme sports, Food tasting, giving back, helicopter tour, inner peace, language learning, live concert, Making A Difference, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Nature exploration, new experiences Volunteer work, nightlife experience Art exhibit, once in a lifetime Skydiving, OnceInLifetime, outdoor activities Music festival, personal growth, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual awakening Hot air balloon ride, stepping out of comfort zone Road trip, theater performance, travel

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Joining this epic Minecraft SMP, duh! Like, seriously, you gotta join this server because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who wears a crown made of golden eggs and rides a giant chicken into battle. And rumor has it, if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyPeak

accomplishment, achievement, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, breathtaking view, challenge, Conquer, CraftyPeak, determination, exhilaration, extreme altitude, Highest peak, long tail tag, Mount Everest, mountain climbing, perseverance, Shout, summit, Top of the World, triumph, Victory

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	567	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can shout is “creeper, oh man”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “I found the legendary diamond-encrusted llama riding a dragon!” at the top of Mount Everest! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have to challenge him to a dance-off to save the world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Buildings, Conflict, Defense, Drone Power, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Hits, international relations, Kazan, KazanCraft, Latest Display, Military, Minecraft, precision strike, russia, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

hey u, ya u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, we got drones like u never seen before! we got drones flyin all over the place, blowin up buildings and causin chaos like u wouldn’t believe! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna see some crazy drone action and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Farms Harvested:	188	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runes Activated:	8

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	182
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	120258

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Love Letters Sent:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Votes:	9949
Villages Defended:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	1932
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	172	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	9098	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	899
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

Announce trailer, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, general, General link compilation, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mistletoe Edition, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8465	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5380	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Crops Grown:	6334	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!