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Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crops Grown:	4723
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BdayBashCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Emeralds Found:	8930
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ores Mined:	3433
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	213

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CatTortureCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sapling SMP

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Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

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LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

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Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

1080p, 2024.., 39.5 GiB, anna, ANNA KENDRICK, AVC, debut, directorial, directorial debut, hour, Kendricks, Minecraft, nani, PCM 5.1, REMUX, smp, Theater, WOMAN, WOMAN OF THE HOUR

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	168	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10