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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4261 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 942135 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.